Bathroom Bacon PAX (photo)

PAX Prime, 2010, Seattle, WA

It's blurry.  It says "See the bacon.  Catch the bacon."

PAX Beholder (photo)

PAX Prime, 2008, Seattle, WA

When your head is in the mouth of the Beholder.

Menu: ???? (Photo)

Seattle, WA

Spicy Chicken Bento, Shrimp Teriyaki, and... we're actually not sure what this is.

Mystic Water (and Cookies) (photo)

Grocery Store in Pasco, WA 2009

In my hometown, they're not really sure what to call those fancy health drinks the cityfolk make...

Handecapitation (photo)

Location Unknown

Handecapitation.  Headless, semi-ambulant people only!

Hippie Cereal (photo)

Trader Joe's, Seattle, WA

You can't necessarily tell from this photo, but yes, those twigs are actually green.

Where Have All the Batteries Gone (Song)

Where Have All the Batteries Gone
to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone"
by Luna Lindsey

Where have all the batt'ries gone, long time passing?
Where have all the batt'ries gone, long time ago?
Where have all the batt'ries gone? Gone to robots every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the robots gone, long time passing?
Where have all the robots gone, long time ago?
Where have all the robots gone?  Gone to mine ast'roids, every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the ast'roids gone, long time passing?
Where have all the ast'roids gone, long time ago?
Where have all the ast'roids gone?  Mined to lith'ium, every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has all the lith'ium gone, long time passing?
Where has all the lith'ium gone, long time ago?
Where has all the lith'ium gone?  Gone to batt'ries, every one...
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Slippery (photo)

Rest Area near Cle Elum, WA

Yes, that's how it's supposed to work, actually.

Silly Autocorrect (photo)

Back when I had an iPhone.

Yes, very helpful, Autocorrect.  These things always happen after a long string of compounding errors.  In this case, my phone kept sending messages before I was done writing them, and then it went and wouldn't let me write the word "Nevermind".  I think I retyped it three times.

Elephant Stall (photo)

Somewhere in a public bathroom in Seattle, WA

For hanging your trunks.

Waste Brains (photo)

Seattle, WA

Waste brains hurt fish.  Everyone knows that.

Druids in the Graveyard (photo)

Roslyn, WA

This is where they keep the druids.